have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought
how did i get so lucky
(hat tip exhibition-ism)
i want a tattoo like this..
Fuck that. Fuck that right now. I’m going to tell the generation of so called men something right this second. It’s an amazing mystery of the universe. It’s how to never get friendzoned.
This is how you do it.
You come to the terms that the friendzone doesn’t exist and that the most important thing in the universe is not your dick.My dad getting real defensive when some guy told him I friendzoned them (via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)
Autumn is the hardest season;
the leaves are all falling
and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground,
and the trees are naked and lonely.
I keep trying to tell them
new leaves will come around in the spring,
but you can’t tell trees those things.
They’re like me, they just stand there
and don’t listen.
I wish you were here. Photograph // Andrea Gibson (via expectimperfection)
i will never not reblog obama’s failed puns
The Font Conference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM
i need to know what comic sans would look like
Watch the video.
dick harder than the times we live in
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is